Doh!!

I just forgot
Situation:Forgot. We had a great idea to move our desks near to each other and sit there. Permanently.
22 reads his book.Suddenly, he slams it to his face and yells, not to mention shake arond like some crazy mental retard. We all stare at him
22:What?! My book attacked me!
LOL
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Featuring our very own dilli
Situation:Chem Lab
Vijay answered a question correctly
Teacher: GOOD! ONE CLAP FOR VIJAY!
Dilli claps frantically like some umm.... nevermind
TEACHER:DILLION STAND UP!WHY YOU KEEP CLAPPING? dIDN'T YOU HEAR THE ONE CLAP?
Dilli:Sorry madam i thought you said 'everyONE CLAP FOR VIJAY!'
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Going to sleep,
29

Moments with 9687.... with 22 again!

Lol i just got moved accross the classroom from my Homies so i'm stuck near the umm.... other side
Any way....
Situation:Social Studies lesson. Half the class not paying attention(Its been proven!!!)
Me and 96 chatting. Wecall 22 over to our table. He talks about something for a while, then we become silent and look at our papers to avoid the wrong type of attention.
Teacher: You guys sitting at the back there keep on TALKING!
22:Madam we weren't talking!(then to Me and 96)We weren't talking right?!
Me and 96 agree
Teacher:Fine! Then i'm WRONG! I'm an ACUSSER!(she stares at 22.22, not being the type to give in, stares back.me and 96 keep quiet, very very quiet.)
Teacher: Fine! We can keep staring at each other!
Me to 96:(Softly)I'll go blind.......
we both start laughing, desperately trying to hide our laughter from the teacher. Luckily my classmates head was blocking mine from view.
96:(in between bouts of laughter)Nice one Khatau!You're learning!Welcome to 968778!
Few minutes later....
Teacher:If you keep talking i'll have no choice but to raise my VOICE!!!
96:Then i'll go deaf!!
WE ALL LOL!!
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Canteen. Sitting at the same table. the Guy, BFG, comes over and apologises for not being able to have lunch with us. We say its ok, and he leaves....
96:That guys quite famous hah?
22:Yah.(In the FACE)He's famous cuz he's annoying.
96 LOLS
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Same place.
96 notices one storeholder sitting on the counter......................
96:Whats she doing?
Me:Donno....
Two minutes later..................
Sawing noise starts.
i point at the same store, and the person is slowly(actually i'm not sure whether she really was) closing the shutters. Noisily.
Me:That thing needs a higher gear ratio.
96 stares for a few seconds then bursts out laughing, his mouth still full of food.
96:its like she's giving a double H J!
and he continues laughing
Me: Did you notice that she was sitting there for the last few minutes before even starting to close it? Must be doing some ceremony or something sia!
96:Its not even closing!
R. Huang: From this angle looks like she's gota [Ding Dong]
Me: Oh damn!
Mind you, we were laughing from the time she started closing the shutter till the time she stopped
96:They do that in the morning too right
Huang: Yah.
96: Imagine you cut a hole in it. then in the morning you stick your head in and say hello uncle can i have noodles.He'll say get out!! And will shoot noodles at you!
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Wait! My bro will just be helping to contribute WISE SAYINGS which he is good at thinking up...... not actually doing articles and stuff.............

Until next time,
29

P.s how do you put your own side column thing?!BTW they're some more.... i just forgot some lol.......i'll ask 96 tomorrow.

Some Updates

Here I am, bringing you some updates. I haven't been updating cause I've had some stuff going on. Well as you must have noticed, 29, has been doing some Philosophy and "Moments with 9687". Its a random new thing he's come up with to entertain our readers. I hope you like it!

Next, 29's review of BADCOMPANY is completed. And so is my review on the anime of the month. Danial's review on the july 6th event is also pretty much done.

I'm also going to welcome a new member - 29's brother. He will be joining us really soon. =) As soon as I talk to him that is. He seems to be an entertaining and interesting guy. The "KFC in Iraq" DID crack me up. I'll get 29 to scan the thing if its possible.

Thats pretty much it for now. We're so busy with our own stuff, we've not really found time to do much. But we'll try and finish up theMag soon. So do look forward to it. 29 also has been listing out some interesting links of YouTube videos which u can go and watch.

So thats it for now. Till the next time,

signing off,

96

Moments with 9687.... featuring 22!

Situation: I forgot...... i think it was Social Studies...
OUR Situation:Sitting around 22 desk

22:Do you like the Mosque?
87:You mean the stuff that grows on rocks?
22:Ya. Do you like it? Coz that's where you go to pray.
87 and me laugh
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Sometime later...........
22: Do you watch fight science?
87: No...
22:Then how come you know that all the joints have nerves?
87:(ignoring 22's question) There's also a thick blood vessel in your neck.
22:Yah and if you cut you will AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!(Darn stupid high pitched yell and starts to wave his hand around, raises his eyebrows and mouth wide open.)
Me and 87 burst out laughing.22: What?! What happpen? Why you guys laughing?
............
Sometime later still....
87 and me trying to make cappella music(sorry dono how its spelt)
87:Ok i'll do pop pop pop..pop.pop.pop and you do pop pop po po pop?
Me: OK.
Me and 87 try to do the tune
96, who was qietly reading his book........."Sounds like you guys saying Pope Pope Pope.... skully the Pope walk by ha....."
Me and 87 LOL :)
87: Ok let's try again
Me:Ok..... ready?......Pop(Burst out laughing)....Lemme try again......Pop(Bursts out laughing again)
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87:........(wasn't listening to what he was saying until)Mcfartbag!
Me:What's with you and Mcfartbag?!
Meanwhile some other guys were busy saying words that start with D.
......" D for Dog" "D for Dumb" "D For Dillion"
87: D for Dingus Mcfartbag"
I burst out laughing, leaving 87 clueless to what i was laughing about.

The end,
Laughing off,
29

Philosophy 3

Hello again.
I have been created to give you philosophies.
my name is two-nine
Nice to meet you.
I don't know why i'm behaving like a robot.

Anyway....
"(To 78 and friends who aren't not doing your work)Hey! Do your work. F U Sit down!"
"(To my classmate who was talking to the guy behind him)Turn around...(he turns his head to face the teacher). Your balls should also face me!" Muhd. Asy(Classmate) "Maybe his balls inverted (uses hand gestures to get his point accross)"
"(To the Panda of the class)Hey! You are like a bloody marshmallow!"
The panda was thinking of getting his curly hair bonded(Ha!)...."Terrence you Marshmallow!You permed marshmallow!", "What Rebonding Sperm All!! (Rebonding perm all was what he meant to say)
Ch. HO! is a guy known to smoke."You know if i sodomise Ch. HO!, smoke will comeout."- I. Ng
2008-7-25 A.D.

Wait!!! You have read Moments with 9687 right?

For more philosophy, remember to watch Mythbusters on Discovery Channel. Friday, 5 pm!
just watching just now....

Moments with 9687

Hi all.... i'm gonna start a new series called moments with 9687 to.. just to show you guys the lame stuff we do here at 968778 prod.

July 24, 2008.... Boring englidh priod after recess. Situation : Half class sleeping.
Me and 9687: Sitting around the desk.

87: I can right you name in Arabic.
Me:Cool.
87:Ok let's see now... hau (pause) alif (pause) rau (pause) ein.Wait... is that how you right ein?! Wait! No , nevermind....
(Five mins later.... 87 busy struggling to right my 4 arabic letter name)87: I know you must join them somewhere also
(another2.5 mins of curious pondering)87:Yah dat shold be it....
Me:Ok. now can you help me write baharagjilnoodiladaa?
96 proceeds to burst out laughing.
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Few minutes later.87 busy drawing some wasp with hair dryer gun ray thing....
87:You heard of the game HIVE?
Me:Nope
87:Something Like....
Me:(mutttering) High Five... (Louder) Crysis? Don't ask me to buy it....
96,87 and Me:1 2 3 4, High five! Five in the air let's do it together!
96: I don't know how i remember that song... sticks in my brain even though i don't watch it...
87:My sister watches it everyday....
Me: Don't you remember there was the time when High 5 was coming to singapore?1 2 3 4, high five.... HIGH 5 in the air let's do it together....( in TV person voice) high five is coming to perform at the singapore inddor stadium... book you tickets now via SISTIC!
96 bursts out laughing
87 hummming the song:1 2 3 4 , High Five.. High Five in the (h)air let's do it together!
Me: What?! Five in the Hair?
96 Me and 87 Burst out laughing.
We proceeded to talk about other types of High Five for e.g 87's five in the lair, 96 five in the somewhere else etc....

Where conversations take us....
Till next conversation,
29

Philosophy 2

Yo Wazzup?

I got some philophy updates from our class.....
"Teachers everyday stand in front and talk talk talk.... and who is the one who gets tired?YOU!!"
"Teachers are the ones who everyday carry the bags carry carry carry....(pretends to carry bags) and who is the one who gets tired?YOU!!(Points at classmate)"
"Teachers everday have to climb stairs while you just sits there and study and who is the one who gets tired?YOU!!"- J. Chan 2008 A.D..... Didn't know she was left handed lol.
"I came to a boys school because girls are so irritating all the time yack yack yack....but recently, in the past 3 or 4 years, i've noticed some girls in this school. Everytime i walk past them they go like( does a perfect imitation of the silly girl-look-away-and-close-eyes-and-sigh-thing.)"- J.Chan, 2008 A.D.
"Meandering Means when the river goes nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh(moves hands side to side)- Toh HY., 2008 A.D.
Until next time
29

P.S i know 96 gonna ask me put another one about some ummhh... hair...

Philosophy.(Edit)

OK!!
I, 29 of 968778 , is going to finally disclose to you the philosophy of a certain teacher we all know..... drumroll..... err hemm "Teaching you is like giving you the Fish.... But if i were not to give you the fish,........(Me and 96 and 87 look at each other puzzledly, like WTH?! Whts the connection?) you will not learn fishing and thus, will forever remain an Embryo(upon saying embryo, we all burst out laughing)"- Miss C. Chan, 2008 A.D.

There. engraved on the Computer screen for all to remember and treasure.

Fishing off,
29

profound whatever

the awesomable-est,

87

Ahem.

Well hello, its me again.

I had a really nice chat with 78 today, and frankly, its been many months since we talked so... friendly-ish! Haha. Brought back many memories.

Anyways to my point. We're making fair progress of theMag. Danial has been writing out his reports of the RGSS gig that took place on the 6th of July, a Sunday, and he's heading over to one of his friends to interview them! Yay!

I'm having to do a review of FlyLeaf, a pretty awesome band that Sanjay introduced to me. I found them really good and entertaining. Frankly, their taste of music is pretty much similar to mine, mind the lyrics though...

I've also been having a thought. Whether I should introduce an Anime section into theMag. I'm a fan of Anime and Manga, and I find it really really interesting. ( The 'really' that i wrote twice isn't a mistake. ) I'll keep it for Anime and Manga updates, reviews on some manga and anime i've read or watched. Like the idea? =S

As we all heard, The Dark Knight is out and has hit the theatres, BIG TIME. Yuan Qing was telling me that it was TOO good. I shut him up by telling him to write a review. =) He's quite glad to do it, showing me the thumbs-up and grinning happily.

87 just watched it today, and he was really pleased with the movie. I didn't even have to ask how it was, he said it was awesome. Which is good. Many say it THRASHED IronMan. Sanjay actually went as far as to say that compared to The Dark Knight, Iron man was CRAP. =D

Well thats enough updates for the week. You'll probably be seeing Red Fonts again SOON. Untill then, Farewell!

P.S : I'd really like to thank 78, he actually inspired me to come up with an anime section. Who the hell thought he watched Animes!?! I only realised today that he was heavily influenced by Japanese Cultures, and wham! Tells me, "Yeah, I do watch anime." Classic really....

Signing off,


96

the awesomability factor

the awesomability that is 87 has returned!

the 968778 ressurection has begun!

yep people, were back and this time for real. more real than the fact that you just crapped your pants because you just found out how real we are. :D

thats right, we are real, tangible, geared up, and ready for action!

many things to come. and of course what would 968778 be without random nonsense?

and then anticipate the coming of our upcoming publication magazine. print media rocks socks!

once again, WE'RE BACK!


awesoming off,
87

Note

This is a note for SOME people...

The old site has not been removed, i repeat, it as NOT been removed. The url has been changed, thats all. The url is now www.old968778.blogspot.com.

So for those who think that we've thrown away all that experience and fun we had together, you can't believe how wrong you are!

Signing off,

96

HAYO!!!

Yes yes thank you thank you... for mentioning my name anyways i just wanna say hello. and i don't know whether i should be saying this but All. A. Bar.

Sup all. its 22 here.

We're BACK!

Okay, so here I am crapping again. I promised the section about moviereviews in the OLD968778.blogspot.com, but due to much stuff on our side, we were unable to continue. Sorry. I won't use "continue", but I'd use "update". Yes, we weren't able to update because of many reasons (really! I mean it!).

But we're back again, and this time, we're planning bigger. You see, Vijay : The Series is on hold, as we said in the old site. And it really IS on hold. So instead, we wanna do what we've wanted to do for quite some time now - A magazine. "theMag" is our newest project and we've got a somewhat 'new' team. So far its :

Me and 87 : Chief-in-Editor

Haren Khatau : Head of Recreation
Jasper Chan : Lead Coloumnist
Danial Afiq : Local Music Scene Guru, Journalist
Prasad : Journalist, Movie Reviewer
Yuan Qing : Head of Movie Reviews

Thats the line up for now. I'm hotly debating with 87 whether to keep our identities a secret or not ( Just for the heck of it! ). I want to keep my privacy and leave my name as 96. =) But 87 unfortunetly wants to mention everyone's names and give each and everyone of us credit -evil grin-.

Now more about theMag. The target audience of this magazine are Teenagers and Young Adults. I kid you not. It will have coloumns of great fun facts!, political nonsense, and much more. Our content will contain much awaited game reviews and movie reviews as well as music reviews. So those who are wondering if this game is worth your money, or if this movie is worth sitting and freezing your ass in the theatres, or even if this album or artist is worth your ear, then you MUST come and read our magazine. It will have competitions, games, jokes and even short stories. We will keep you updated on events and upcoming events too.

Some posts for journalists are open, and those who wish to sign up or who are passionate and dedicated to reporting and don't mind having to go down to places to hold interviews and such can contact us at our email - 968778@gmail.com.

Thats it for this post. I don't want to see red filling up the whole damn thing. 87 will be next to write something here. Look forward to it. =)

signing off,

96