Lol i just got moved accross the classroom from my Homies so i'm stuck near the umm.... other side
Any way....
Situation:Social Studies lesson. Half the class not paying attention(Its been proven!!!)
Me and 96 chatting. Wecall 22 over to our table. He talks about something for a while, then we become silent and look at our papers to avoid the wrong type of attention.
Teacher: You guys sitting at the back there keep on TALKING!
22:Madam we weren't talking!(then to Me and 96)We weren't talking right?!
Me and 96 agree
Teacher:Fine! Then i'm WRONG! I'm an ACUSSER!(she stares at 22.22, not being the type to give in, stares back.me and 96 keep quiet, very very quiet.)
Teacher: Fine! We can keep staring at each other!
Me to 96:(Softly)I'll go blind.......
we both start laughing, desperately trying to hide our laughter from the teacher. Luckily my classmates head was blocking mine from view.
96:(in between bouts of laughter)Nice one Khatau!You're learning!Welcome to 968778!
Few minutes later....
Teacher:If you keep talking i'll have no choice but to raise my VOICE!!!
96:Then i'll go deaf!!
WE ALL LOL!!
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Canteen. Sitting at the same table. the Guy, BFG, comes over and apologises for not being able to have lunch with us. We say its ok, and he leaves....
96:That guys quite famous hah?
22:Yah.(In the FACE)He's famous cuz he's annoying.
96 LOLS
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Same place.
96 notices one storeholder sitting on the counter......................
96:Whats she doing?
Me:Donno....
Two minutes later..................
Sawing noise starts.
i point at the same store, and the person is slowly(actually i'm not sure whether she really was) closing the shutters. Noisily.
Me:That thing needs a higher gear ratio.
96 stares for a few seconds then bursts out laughing, his mouth still full of food.
96:its like she's giving a double H J!
and he continues laughing
Me: Did you notice that she was sitting there for the last few minutes before even starting to close it? Must be doing some ceremony or something sia!
96:Its not even closing!
R. Huang: From this angle looks like she's gota [Ding Dong]
Me: Oh damn!
Mind you, we were laughing from the time she started closing the shutter till the time she stopped
96:They do that in the morning too right
Huang: Yah.
96: Imagine you cut a hole in it. then in the morning you stick your head in and say hello uncle can i have noodles.He'll say get out!! And will shoot noodles at you!
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Wait! My bro will just be helping to contribute WISE SAYINGS which he is good at thinking up...... not actually doing articles and stuff.............
Until next time,
29P.s how do you put your own side column thing?!BTW they're some more.... i just forgot some lol.......i'll ask 96 tomorrow.