Monday, September 22, 2008

Rowan Atkinson A.K.A Mr. Bean

Ok. everyone has watched Mr. Bean at some point or another. Unless you are from space (or somewhere near timbuktu)
But have you seen the more talkative side of Rowan Atkinson.
Follow this link, and work your way down the list.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rowan+atkinson&search_type
Have fun,
29

92, 42, and (i'm not sure) 32.

Yes guys, my bro 42 is gonna join soon
He is 2 years my younger,
and chose 42 as in Battlefield 2142.
And he told me his "two cents worth"(fancy name for philosophy), which, he says, is roughly a few hundred bucks by now.

1)Anyway, he told me one day my mum told him that when you retire, you need a hobby.
So he replied, that now that i have a hobby, can i retire?!

2)My youngest bro, was doing maths. He was like: what is 4x4? then we (me and 42) answered 16. Then he asked us 9x9 and so on. Then he said :what is million times trillion times zillion
42 answered: Your Radius!!!

Sandy life of a Muji 2

Here's Joke number 2, fresh from.... the erm.... desert

What is the Muji's favourite diary product?

Ans:eseehc ooM
(read Backwards)
Until Next post,
29

Sunday, September 21, 2008

The Sandy Life of a Muji

The Sandy Life of a Muji....

These are jokes about the relationship between mujahideen and sand.
Some might not seem funny, however feel free to put your own jokes into the TAGBOARD and i'll post them up for you.

Joke #1:What's the Muji's daughters Name?

Ans:ydnaS
Stay tuned for more Muji jokes

Sanding off,
29

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Moments with .....96!!

Situation: In the hall, before exam starts
(i sit behind 96)

Situation: I Forgot. We were in class, sitting next to each other
Me: What do you call a Punjabi Emo?
96:..........
Me:Punjabemo!!
96 grins.
Me:Imagine hah... when they feel angry, they take out their sword and start cutting themselves!! After moving they're bangles aside!!
96 starts laughing
Me:And they'll be like 'wanna see my fringe? (i make a swirling motion on top of my head) let mee take off my turban first!!!
We both laugh.............
Signing off, 29

P.S Sorry, if this seems racist, you must realizeit was just a random thought. i also have many punjabi friends, so.....yeah.....

Philosophy 4.13431.321

Hey there guys!!!
Got a philosophy for everyone here!!

"In Principles of accounts, standard is here (puts hand at about head level), and Cambridge standard is here (puts his hand near his knee)"- Mr Nice-T, on the POA 'o' levels

"I think i emptied most of it in the toilet -_-" -Ms. Toe, who apparently was suffering from food poisoning.

Signing off,
29

Monday, September 8, 2008

Something I saw on the net

Here's something I happened to come across while looking for a female singer on a music site :





Looking for sick metal screamer!
posted on 29 Apr 2008 02:04
My band's looking for a metal/metalcore/thrash singer/screamer.We are a relatively experienced band with overseas gig opportunities as well as recording. We are hoping to find somebody who is experienced in gigs situations and can hold his own as a performer who can engage the crowd, done with national service and who is able to travel. But passion and commitment is foremost. So if you think you can be the next Randy Blythe or Phil Anselmo, pls, email at *********@yahoo.com.sg... peace out.


Notice the heading - Sick Metal Screamer! It cracked me up. They need someone who's got a fever and can scream. Sweet, eh? So anyone out there (with a fever or cold of course) can actually try and sign up. All the best!

signing off,


96

P.S : I censored the email address to keep the user private. XD